The Wonders of Public Restrooms

First:

As I become more and more familiar with where the bathrooms are in restaurants and other buildings, I'm getting a great overview of all the advertisements that are on the back of the stall doors.

Something I see often is about SPAM emails (however one time I did see something about fireworks and how you can use them for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, divorces...... eh? yeah. no joke)

But so back to SPAM.

Poor SPAM.

I mean really.

Can it EVER catch a break?

As if being a disgusting slimy fake piece of meat in a can wasn't enough... we have to go ahead and name all the unwanted, dirty, annoying email - SPAM.

At this rate, SPAM will NEVER be cool.

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Second:

What's with the public restrooms putting that spare roll (and most of the time it's only HALF a roll) of toilet paper on the FLOOR next to the toilet? And why is it always half a roll? Where does it come from? I often wonder this at work too. Even if the spare half roll gets finished, the next day UP POPS another one. Are there people of other bathrooms that have a phobia about using more than half the roll so the 'rejects' get put into other bathrooms?

Back to the floor: I just have to laugh and wonder, "Is this really the only place for this spare roll?"

I certainly wouldn't use it. My goodness. I can't even imagine what's on the floor of a public restroom.

Creeps me out.

Let alone do I want whatever's on the floor, on my toilet paper which then gets on...

Well..

You catch my drift.