Why's of the World

1) Why in every picture, does Kim Kardashian look like she's half asleep or drunk?
2) Why do people in the right lane, feel the need to merge over into your lane (the left) when you're CLEARLY going faster than them and there isn't a 'left exit' coming up...they just FELT the NEED to merge because.....????
3) Why is the 'mascot' to Famous Dave's, a pig, serving it's own body parts?
4) Why is Tony the Tiger's nose, blue?
5) Why do I get so mad at my messy disorganized house, when 95% of the mess, is mine?
6) I will never understand "Veggie Wash."
7) Why do I have the music to "Go, Diego, Go" in my head?