I'm Unique

I just answered a phone call from one of the gals over at the Pain Clinic looking for a report.

I noticed she was speaking 'through her nose' and I asked, "Are you sick?"

She said she was. (Darn summer colds.)

Instead of saying, "oh, I'm sorry to hear that!" or "ugh! being sick is never fun!"

I say:

'Now, how many times have I had to tell you that you can't go around licking door knobs?'

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I just want to say that I LOVE that I work with people that get my sense of humor and sarcasm.